Naughty List: Non-Sex Toy Items During Masturbation
This week’s Naughty List, is to compile a list of non-sex toy related items that you have used during masturbation. Many of these are things I experimented with while younger and wouldn’t recommend people using them. Compared to an actual sex toy, these items epically failed in producing pleasurable stimulation.
1. A pen – I like stationary.
2. The wooden end of a paint brush.
3. Maglight – torches that come in different sizes with textured metal and a flared base.
4. Mini milk – my partner had fun at least.
5. The corner of a pillow or duvet cover.
6. A glow stick – not as comfortable as I thought it’d be.
7. A LED lamp – Rather stupid and not enough girth.
8. An aerosol can – Very cold.
9. A plastic toy sword and scabbard – not enough weight behind it.
10. A phone – never found the vibrations from a mobile strong enough.
11. The back of a riding crop.
12. An electric toothbrush.
13. The vibrations from a PlayStation controller with turbo button.
14. The end of a hair brush.
15. Tea pot spout – I’m British and love my tea.
16. Homemade ice dildo.
17. A silicone cooking spoon.
18. Cigar tube – almost forgot about that one.
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