When my date arrived he walked in to help me with my leg. Outside it was bucketing it down and I asked him to grab my umbrella.
He questioned me and asked me how the hell I planned to hold it whilst walking with the crutches.
“That’s why I have servants!” I replied with a grin upon my face.
He replied, “You don’t have servants. You pay servants. You have modern day slaves, which quite frankly is illegal and I do not agree with.”
I just laughed at him.
So that’s the start of my date ^_^
I have another date this week with another guy, who’s very good with his hands, so it should be fun ^_^