Naughty List: Non-Sex Toy Items During Masturbation

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This week’s Naughty List, is to compile a list of non-sex toy related items that you have used during masturbation. Many of these are things I experimented with while younger and wouldn’t recommend people using them. Compared to an actual sex toy, these items epically failed in producing pleasurable stimulation. 

1.       A pen – I like stationary.

2.       The wooden end of a paint brush.

3.       Maglight – torches that come in different sizes with textured metal and a flared base.

4.       Mini milk – my partner had fun at least.

5.       The corner of a pillow or duvet cover.

6.       A glow stick – not as comfortable as I thought it’d be.

7.       A LED lamp – Rather stupid and not enough girth.

8.       An aerosol can – Very cold.

9.       A plastic toy sword and scabbard – not enough weight behind it.

10.   A phone – never found the vibrations from a mobile strong enough.

11.   The back of a riding crop.

12.   An electric toothbrush.

13.   The vibrations from a PlayStation controller with turbo button.

14.   The end of a hair brush.

15.    Tea pot spout – I’m British and love my tea.

16.   Homemade ice dildo.

17.   A silicone cooking spoon.

18.   Cigar tube – almost forgot about that one.


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